A Number Of Ridiculous Statements

Here are 4 ridiculous statements. They all make no sense, but you can get away with saying one of them:

1. "The Central Remedial Clinic was badly run. I'm never donating to a charity again."
2. "Oasis Newsagents charges way too much. I'm never shopping in any shop again."
3. "Obama wasted $292 million on a failed website. I'm never voting in a presidential election again."
4. "Red Bull spent loads of money on sending a guy to space. I'm never drinking any drink again."